Pineapple on pizza is a culinary crime

Pineapple on pizza? No thanks, that's a hard pass from me. I mean, I get the whole sweet and savory thing, but can we just stick to traditional toppings? Pineapple belongs in smoothies, not on my pizza. Just saying.

I mean, come on, can we all just agree that pineapple on pizza is just wrong? I've tried it once and it was like a confused party in my mouth - sweet, salty, and just not right. Let's keep the fruit on the side, not on top of the cheese and tomato sauce, people.

Listen, I get it, everyone has their own taste, but pineapple on pizza is just a travesty. I'm all for being creative in the kitchen, but some things just shouldn't mix. My family tried it once and let's just say it ended up in the trash. Keep the pineapple for dessert, not on my pizza!