Pineapple on pizza is a culinary abomination that must be stopped

Alright, look, I get it, some people like pineapple on pizza. But let's be real here - it's like a tropical vacation gone wrong on a crust. I've tried it, and my taste buds are still traumatized. Keep the fruit in the fruit salad, people!

I mean, come on now. Who in their right mind thought putting sweet, juicy pineapple on a savory pizza would be a good idea? It's like a flavor confusion explosion in your mouth! Let's keep fruit where it belongs - in fruit salads, smoothies, and desserts, not on top of a perfectly good pizza.