Pineapple on pizza is a crime against taste buds

I mean, come on, pineapple on pizza? That's like mixing oil and water. It just doesn't belong there. I've been around long enough to appreciate a classic Margherita or Pepperoni, but fruit on my pizza? No thanks. It's a crime against all things savory and delicious.

Pineapple on pizza is a crime against taste buds! I used to think it was a fun, quirky combo until I actually tried it - yikes, never again. Fruit has no business on a savory dish, it's like mixing a rom-com with a horror movie - just wrong on so many levels. Let's keep the pineapple where it belongs - in a tropical smoothie, not on my pizza!