Pineapple belongs on pizza and anyone who disagrees just hasn't tried it properly

You know what, I've tried pineapple on pizza multiple times, and I gotta say, it's just not my jam. I get the whole sweet and savory thing, but for me, it's like a fruit invasion on my pizza territory. I'll stick to my classic pepperoni any day, thank you very much.

I don't buy this argument. I've tried pineapple on pizza, and it's just not for me. Business-wise, it's like a failed product - not enough demand to justify the supply. Let's stick to the classics and leave the fruit out of this cheesy debate.