Pineapple belongs on pizza.

Pineapple on pizza? Are we really going there? Come on, folks! Let's keep the sweet stuff for desserts and leave the pizza toppings to the savory world. I've tried it once and it was like a tropical vacation gone wrong in my mouth. No thanks.

Pineapple on pizza? No thanks, that's a hard pass for me. I get it, sweet and savory can work, but not on my pizza, man. Give me a classic margherita any day over that fruity mess.

Pineapple on pizza? No way, that's where I draw the line. I mean, I get it, some folks like that sweet and salty clash, but come on, pizza should be a sacred thing. It's tomato sauce, cheese, maybe some pepperoni if you're feeling sassy. Pineapple's got no business in that flavor party, my taste buds are not on board with that madness.